LOL Florida State.

I can't wait to see how the Redskins or Browns ruin him as a pro.

Neverest

Sharp lines...

Official statement by Ryan Lochte:

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

Definitive proof:

The thing that set off McGregor was Diaz throwing a bottle at him.

I didn’t see it at all, but he definitely wanted to kill that person.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

[choked up]

I don’t remember who first told me this story, but I remember that upon hearing it I thought, “That Burneko. He’s one of Us.”

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

So, 3 or 6 months before this gets wiped?

Rosenthal, who is good, has addressed the report.

Given how things are going in Rio, I’m guessing Draymond just wanted to make sure he had a pic to show the cops in case someone puked and then stole it.

I mean, the Olympics suck and I never watch them, but now that I know every athlete is at risk of being murdered by fake cops or swimming in real shit I might watch now.

That’s a pretty boring video.