Evening, Jezzies!

No one over 32 can successfully use Snapchat

They broke up because she actually died.

Obama didn’t wear one one time and it was a HUGE SCANDAL, it’s kinda been a thing ever since.

Bless your heart.

Step back, folks. I’ve got this.

Much like when Don Jr. said he would “love, honor, and cherish” Vanessa, it’s just something you say at the time. Doesn’t really mean anything, other than “too busy right now, brb.”

Meghan’s sister is the WORST.

Mother does not approve.

Mistah Fingah! Don’t ever go away without leaving a note! WE WERE WORRIED.

I never understood why people liked or disliked Kristen Stewart — she just looked like a normcore grump, but that’s no reason to dislike her — but then I fell in love with her after her SNL Totinos sketch, and now I am constantly rooting for her:

I was 100% with you until:

Why do they have the same face tho?

It’s definitely not the actions of someone who’s Be Best

I am married, but would still include my husband in this statement....
Women also have their shit together more than men, 110%. I am seeing this more and more in my age group/friends (27-32). Women have the gumption and drive and knowledge to go out and get the things they want and get it done by themselves. Men seem…

I’m liking Naomie and Kathryn this season, and I always like Cameron but all the men on this show are disgusting, and not Vanderpump rules disgusting but really crude, gross disgusting, I’m looking at you Thomas and JD you old scum.

So, Trump is going to tweet in a few hours that Giuliani has never been his lawyer and he barely knows him, amirite?