BRUSH WITH GREATNESS: One of my best friends is Matt Fox, host of one of, if not the very first show on HGTV, “Room by Room with Matt and Shari.”

Never forget.

I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the year when President Obama met Lil’ Pope...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

I’m a little obsessed at the moment because I binged my way through all 7 seasons this summer, lol. It might all be for show, but I think I’m actually starting to buy Doute’s turnaround/ growth. So this is a good step for her! I hope she finds someone who will treat her well but also not put up with any of her…

#hateanddarkness is indeed a much more badass hashtag

Every time I read these posts about Lake Como, as a Minnesotan it’s confusing.  We have a Lake Como locally in St. Paul, so I’m envisioning these two lovebirds on little pedaled paddleboats surrounded by ducks and snapping turtles.

My mom and stepdad are snobs about most if not all things (clothing, decor, liquor, cars, restaurants) except for their damn Uncrustables*. They are in their sixties, living in a home with no children, and love those fuckin pastry pockets. I went home once and they BEGGED me to try one. I was converted.

Already planning my “maybe this year, Willem!” Oscar party. 

I’m sure LVP’s publicist is pushing that lie to make her look younger but it doesn’t really work when THEY CELEBRATED HIS 70TH ON THE SHOW! And HE TWEETED ABOUT IT LOLOLOL

And then you can mulch the ashes.

L’IDIOT

Reminder that one of his former teachers at the University of Pennsylvania frequently referred to him as “the dumbest goddamn student I ever had”.

Marriage.

I need these bitches to get back on my TV pronto.

These are my people. Smart, sexy, divorced, live hard, fight hard, love hard, messy bitches. I. Cannot. Wait.

I am so ready for this.  These Ho’s are my favorites.  They play the game but they don’t take it too seriously.  I love how they can go to Drama Level 10 without dragging it out the whole damn season.  And they manage to actually have fun.  

I cannot wait.