I’M IN THE GREYS so it’s like why even post but...

Don’t be romanced by his remorse. You’re worth more than that.

Here is a picture of my cat in a necktie. Discuss.

The 40+ hour work week is ridiculous and it’s time it was abolished.

::chefs kiss::

Hey guys, long time no see! I forget to post early on Saturdays so that’s why there haven’t been Catalina updates. So here’s one.

If someone is sleeping next to a man, aren’t they already sleeping next to a dog?

They better not let these fucking people shiplap over DIY Network. Renovation Realities and First Time Flippers are way better than some white country kitchen, big clock nonsense from the Gainsesess.

had been suspended because he placed “his hands on a young woman.”

thoughts and prayers

Unlike two years ago, I’m not freaking out (thank you, xanax!) In fact, I’m giggling at this...

My friend’s water broke this morning but she stopped to vote on the way to the hospital. Her daughter is going to be fierce as fuck!

Guys? I’m getting a bad feeling about this election. Maybe it’s the confirmation of Justice Dude-Bro and the resulting Republican polling bump. Maybe it was that climate report. Maybe it’s the rampant voter suppression in Georgia and elsewhere. But it’s starting to feel to me like the Blue Wave is going to be a…

I’m having what is probably my first weekend alone since my mid-teens after deciding to leave my husband about two weeks ago. Being alone is an adjustment but I feel like I can breathe. After years of trying to lose weight, I lost 7 pounds in the last two weeks, confirming my suspicion that he was sabotaging my…

This is discussed over on the Splinter thread, but just for anyone who didn’t see it:

This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!

Dementures?

OMFG. Ten bucks says he’s now going to use that effing Presidential Alert thing to send us all dick picks to show us how big and presidential it is.