I also want to note that the late, great Gawker is the one that outed Trump as a meth-head, just like they outed Harvey Weinstein, Cosby and others as rapists, while being called irresponsible by almost everyone, including their own readers. Gawker’s anarchist fighting spirit is badly missed in this horrifying new era.

I adore that Craig likes to party and travel and also sews. Would bang, for the tailoring and for the fun.

And when Andy Cohen kisses a third dementor, you get Thomas Ravenel.

“This woman has a husband. A husband. She didn’t deserve this! HE didn’t deserve this! You’ve ruined her ... for him.”

both sides.....
thoughts and prayers....
caravan....
why aren’t they investigating Hillary.....
isn’t Rossane on tonight.....

Can confirm this. Also the dreaded fingernail clipping.

Don’t worry, everyone accidentally bonks their kid’s head on a door frame at least once. Don’t feel guilty, you’re in good company.

I will never understand how a woman who gave birth 5 hours prior can look better than me AT MY VERY BEST.

This job is exhausting. Imagine being a women who just gave birth and a mere 5 hours later you have to throw on a dress and look like you totally have your shit together in front of the entire world. It’s days like this when I’m thankful being a mere peasant.

It’s invasive as fuck and pretty creepy.

I’ve discovered that I’m not a fan of “dolphin” drivers. Dolphin drivers are people who drive right next to you for no reason. They don’t speed up, they don’t slow down. It’s invasive as fuck and pretty creepy. I go out of my way to not do that to other drivers.

Is there a reason you can’t go on a date in sweats?

Dear Bernd, my brother’s wife passed away several months before your husband. It is uncanny how he has said almost exactly the same words at the three month mark. Now that we are approaching that one year milestone, he is actually able to laugh again and it makes me happy to hear that. Although there are still moments…

Baby brahma is growing like a weed and sprouting the sweetest feathered booties.

I paid $1.50 for an orange at a deli today because I wanted to make a negroni tonight.

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

Amateur.

I would argue that Jon Hamm likes to flaunt his big ol’ D. But maybe he’s actually just flaunting his disdain for underwear? #flauntgate

I agree, it’s not the worst. Aside from the whole “dad ain’t exactly true to mom” issue, IMO it’s better than “North” or “Chicago.”

Yeah, using a common word as a name and then using the same spelling reads funny. Brain is like, “What’s happening?”