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Truly, is there anything more American than two mediocre white people failing up?

Kourtney is clearly the best and most endearing Kardashian sister, hands down. Low bar, but still.

Why would she give her kid the surname Simpson?

I looked at the photos. Paul Rudd does it for me.

Dems are experts at finding ways to screw things up. I have faith in them.

Yep, that’s how the last election went. Thinking we’re too good for idiocy to prevail is definitely not enough.

There is no guarantee Dems will win the House and/or Senate. We need to get involved - donate, calls, hit the streets. Sitting back and hoping the GOP is just going to implode is NOT going to be enough.

Please tell me this is not about Tristen.

Is it her first baby? One of my high school classmates was born in the hospital elevator, but he was his mom’s third child. I think most of the cases in which the mom doesn’t make it to the hospital are second or later babies. The indelicate metaphor for this is that it’s easier to get the second pickle out of the jar.

I don’t know, except for the public-ness of it, this sounds pretty ideal. I’d take this over 16 hours of labor any day.

Uh-oh. Trump is going to be off the scale nuts during his Morning Tweet Toilet Time.

It’s about Tom.

Listening to Florida Georgia Line, drinking a mild mannered red wine, also watching basketball. Oooh, new hair this week! Pale, cool platinum blonde with purple balayage, yay! I am literally changing everything in 2018 and it’s exciting! Here’s the hair. Oooh, one more thing! Pumpkinandy had a first date this week

Love Your Kitties thread:

It’s been almost a month since I lost my daughter at 20 weeks. It is somehow getting harder now that the shock has worn off. She was our first child. I don’t know how I can go on...

Nope because she’s Schrodinger’s Employee.

No, Baio will replace Sessions, cause he played Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. Carson will be replaced by the $31,000 dining room set, since it is about as capable as he is as HUD director.

i cannot stand him, because he’s such a smunt.