Mr. Pie and I cut down and then put up our Christmas tree today with only minimal swearing and shouting and only two threats of divorce! Lol. And it only started tipping once! Woooo Christmas!

Does this count as beauty? I did a thing!!

 On the plus side, you’re probably the most comfortable person there!

Hey guys!

I’m at a party and trying to be social and not be self conscious and everyone looks nice and sparkly and plaid and I have a godawful embarrassing Walmart manicure and I’m wearing yoga pants. And trying to avoid my sister, who is also here. She’s a gem.

“There’s a special place in hell for people who prey on children,” Ivanka Trump said...”

So we get sexually harassed because of our boobs but we don’t get CPR? Cool.

5 years from now, men will be extinct, having been replaced by Smart Phone Dildos that can also perform CPR.

My boyfriend, Taika Waititi.

me rn

Blake Shelton seems like the type of dummy who’d smash his Keurig machine because another moron told him to in protest.

Beginners is one of my favorite films of the past decade, and Plummer was absolutely captivating in it (as of course was Ewan McGregor). As you said, so much subtlety and dignity in a role many other actors (absolutely including Spacey) would’ve hammed up.

Nah just Chipotle statements. Priorities.

Brand Who?

I have never owned a dog. Four-ish years ago, I came home from work, greeted my cats, and went into the bathroom. I noticed a small lump under the bathmat. I pulled up the corner with some trepidation, and I found a dog biscuit. No idea where it came from, or how the fuck it got there, but I admit I was a little…

But honestly, I’m still really sad about Alan Rickman

I don’t think this will hurt Moore at all. I think voters will believe this woman is lying.

Their feud started when Rand Paul stole his neighbor’s backup dancers. There’s been a lot of bad blood since then.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

If you can stomach it, this Politico piece on how Trump’s base in PA feels about him now is worth reading just to illustrate how disconnected from reality these people are. It’s worse than even the caricatures of them suggest. There are plenty of jaw-dropping passages, but this one jumped out at me.