Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

It’s been a LONG time but for me, I switched taking my prenatal vitamin from the morning to afternoon. It made a big difference for me.

A little lighthearted personal news: I found out today that the kiddo I’ve been growing for the last few months is a girl! We got to do the spooky 3d ultrasound and she has my nose. I’m so excited I could pop!

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

I am so excited for this!

HOW CAN THEY DO THIS WHEN HILLARY, A WOMAN WHO RAN A CHILD SLAVE AND PROSTIUTION RING OUT OF A PIZZA PARLOR THAT SMUGGLED URANIUM INTO RUSSIA VIA BENGHAZI WHILE ORDERING HITS ON VINCE FOSTER AND SETH RICH AND BRAGGING ABOUT IT ALL ON 33,000 DELETED E-MAILS, STILL WALKS AROUND FREE!!!!!!!!!

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

About the “Natalie’s Dad” story: That second incident with both the parents and their angry expressions, not being able to move, the feeling of dread... that was definitely sleep paralysis.

I have a reason to celebrate! After 5 years of waiting for The Asshole to fix the divorce papers he wanted me to sign, I went ahead and filed for divorce myself, back in June. This week, the judge signed the decree after The Asshole didn’t respond to the notice he was sent.

I was just going to comment that for both of my wanted and planned pregnancies, I didn’t see a positive test until I was almost 6 weeks pregnant (a full week after my missed period) AND I knew I *could* be pregnant since we were trying. It would be so fucking easy, especially if you have irregular periods, to be 6+…

Ban at 6 weeks*

In the correct timeline, no. Hillary Clinton is also president there. But here, in the darkest timeline, their relationship was destroyed like all of our hopes and dreams.

I hate to admit this... but I hope Javi and Briana work out. Both of them were treated like trash from their partners.

I think I lost brain cells just reading that.

Of course the bump stuck ban fizzled out. This is America, where 20+ children can die and no one does a thing but GOD FORBID a woman try and get birth control or an abortion.

Rita Ora.

SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE NOW

Happy Saturday to all to all you fine Peeps. I finally got furnished with my mini kit. He’s settling in fine.