Okay, but where is Gendry?

All of you are wrong. The correct takeaway from this is that ANNA FARIS is now single. I want no part of that mouthbreather, bring me the one they call... House Bunny.

A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

I love you anyway.

Is it just me or is there in fact a marked correlation between owning/driving a BMW and major douchebaggery?

I wanted to share something that happened to us this week, because I think it shows where we are with entitlement and normalization of behavior that used to be considered shameful.

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

omg that sounds so exciting. i wonder who will win...?

No need to get riled about this. Justice was as much of a Democrat as Mitch McConnell. A rich coal baron who doesn’t pay his taxes. It doesn’t change much. 

Color me shocked that a billionaire coal man from the South is a republican.

I think a lot, if not most, people go into thinking they have it figured out, and that they aren’t like other people and won’t get divorced. I mean I seriously thought we were special. But... shit. We weren’t. I was shocked by it all. I think just do your best. Be smart. Don’t do it to “fix” anything. But also…

oh boy

As a child of immigrants who came here without knowing English, and to put themselves through graduate school with three kids inadvertently displaced by a civil war, I can most certainly say FUCK YOU to this entire administration.

After Miller’s show concluded, Sarah Sanders read a letter from a 10-year-old boy who wrote to offer to mow the White House Lawn.

I imagine there’s a loophole for trophy wives.

Bobby Moynihan’s wife, Brynn O’Malley, gave birth to their first child, a baby girl. [E! News]

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.