But overall it was a good day

Unrelated but I had to share this. I was getting ready to grill while living with my grandparents-in-law, and my grandpa-in-law is blaring whatever garbage is on Fox news on Sunday nights. The panel is talking about the Justin Trudeau rolling Stone cover and pointing out how many first great albums they didn’t like…

She likes the part of “Obamacare” she personally benefits from, but not the other provisions because freedom/free market. Checks out.

I don’t see the big deal. Baron Trump is 12-years-old and I don’t think The Donald has ever met him.

That baby needs to get out of the NICU, pull himself up by his bootstraps and get a goddamn job! #nofreeloadingbabies

I can’t even imagine the real story here. The poor woman.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

I mean this makes perfect sense to me. The child is no longer unborn, so he no longer cares

Catalina turned zero on Tuesday! *jazz hands*

Can I be an attention whore for a second so I can scream that the seller just accepted my offer an I’M BUYING MY DREAM HOUSE ALL BY MYSELF!!! A real, grown up one this time, not like my old, dinky starter home.

I just found out I’m pregnant. My husband is out of town camping with the kids. I’m freaked out. Like happy, but I’m four years post repeat loss and never thought I’d be doing this again. Aaaaah!

Never Forget.

...a taco shell?

Sorry. It really is that simple. Most people, myself included, lack the discipline and drive to lose weight. When I have dedicated myself, I have seen great results. When I slack off, I gain weight or stay where I’m at.

Tamra did see her weight creeping up in her early 40's - remember when Slade mocked her at his Very Hilarious stand-up show? - and she made up her mind to fight it with diet and exercise. And it worked. Shannon said she’s been thin all her life, and has gained 40lbs in the last year from “stress” (food and alcohol).…

I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.

It’s nice that he’s going the extra mile to fuck a bunch of people over.

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.