I thought she didn’t do politics.

I haven’t watched RHOC for many seasons, but I’m gobsmacked Tamra’s usurped Vicky as the center orange. Also, “baptized?” Is she born-again in an obnoxious, second coming of Alexis Bellino kinda way?

Neither is his daughter wife.

Meanwhile, Melania is clearly not wearing Paul Ryan-approved “appropriate attire”.

#TeamNoOne

She never had a chance; her name is Makenna.

He looks like the human embodiment of sexual harassment.

What? He likes hanging around seclude places.

GWBush still holds the title, because two wars based on fabricated evidence, not only without a war tax - but a tax cut - topped by the complete collapse of the economy is a record for worst.

Check out Catalina!

I once went to a wedding where the dj kept playing the jazzy opening theme to Sex and the City

yup yup yup

1. Thank you, Kara, I really miss these Bravo updates when you don’t do them!

Spring Break Luann is a national treasure.

As good an explanation as any.

GOD-DAMN, DO I MISS THEM *weeps and rends clothes*

Newborns do not do a lot.