Once, while bringing back breast milk from a long weekend trip where I did not in fact have my baby, the poor 20 something TSA agent just stared at me and asked “But...where’s your BABY!?!?” Like he was utterly baffled at the entire concept.

I explained to him that I was pumping because I was away from the baby, and he…

And in someways, it’s this microaggressive shit that’s worse. Like, if a dude were to slap my ass or straight up proposition me, everyone* would immediately understand that as terrible and be outraged. There’s some comfort in knowing the people in the room are all with me on that. On the other hand, when you just get…

Ivanka Trump is A.

“I try to stay out of politics.”

Her Jackie O wannabe/finishing school voice is creepy as fuck.

Luanne knows Tom is going to continue to step out on her, and she has to accept it because she wants the lifestyle of NY and Palm Beach and Aspen, and because he won’t stop. So she pretends that her friends’ concerns about Tom are made up due to jealousy. Well, Maybe Sonja Morgan of the Constitutional Crisis Morgans…

Jezzies, I’m sorry to bring down SNS with negativity, but I have to rant about something that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

I finally paid off my student loans yesterday. I’ve had enough money for a while, but I was always worried about what would happen if I lost my job or really needed that money. But yesterday, I decided to take a leap of faith and just pay them all off at once and never worry about them again.

So we know at least one juror thinks rape is okay.

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM

I hate everyone!!

Is there a single picture of McConell where he doesn’t look like a geriatric sea-turtle struggling to hold in a fart?

I stopped watching them after 1. I saw chip wearing a Blue Lives Matter bracelet in the show, and 2. I found out they go to a church that is specifically anti LGBT.

The Congressional Black Caucus declined an invitation to meet with Donald Trump

Almost 26, married, struggling to get pregnant, I’d pay just about anything for functioning reproductive organs. I won’t go into debt, but I will beg and barter if I have to.

Great job, Georgia. Smart choice!

Calm down, everyone! A copy was leaked:

Ew. He looks like he’d struggle to benchpress a kitten.

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