I was diagnosed with sleep apnea last year at 51. Having the sleep apparatus has me waking up chipper and clearheaded after eight hours in bed/7 hours of sleep vs 9 hours in bed/4 hours sleep. I have lost 11 pounds, my cholesterol is down to a healthy level. It’s been a game changer. If you have a loved one who snores…

OMFG STOP WITH THE WITCH HUNT BULL SHIT! Seriously. There was an ACTUAL witch hunt that happened here. It’s part of American History. 14 WOMEN WERE EXECUTED!

Seriously. And being her first pregnancy, higher risk yet.

My Republican coworkers were talking about this for hours this morning. “They’re attacking Republicans!” Not one word about that horror that happened in the UK last night or the shooting at UPS up in San Francisco, despite both of those events resulted in multiple deaths. All they were focused on was “OMG, we’re in…

This fucking Travelocity Gnome needs to be strung up by his short’n curlies. What’s with this “ I can’t recall” bullshit? When they grilled Hillary for HOURS she never took the ‘who me?’ route like this pocket sized motherfucker is using. Inexcusable.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

I’m reminded of a mental Bilbo in Fellowship of the Ring.

I don’t care about this movie.

Jared Kushner’s brother (?) and Taylor’s Swift supermodel BFF

have you heard yet??

Call me negative but I do not think something is going to happen, he will be saying “I do not recall” ad infinitum.

They didn’t mind that he perjured himself at his confirmation hearing. Why would hey mind that he lies this time, too?

Team of Lovers! Ha! And it’s true, Rick Perry is known for his oral skills.

huh? read about it before without the hook up info. this is what happens on this show on the regular. most of the times its full on sex. the producer is pissed they witnessed this? I’m so lost. did they not know this going into it? would they not have been briefed? last season that chad guy went on like a drunken…

This is the future that liberals want.

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

Did anyone watch RHONY or Southern Charm? Is Ramona actually that selfish and spoiled and inconsiderate? Was Sonja drinking after the cameras were off in the Berkshires, and that’s why she fell asleep sitting up? I want to be friends with Tinsley and I also think Tom will not infrequently cheat on Lu and she will…

Make something you’ll both eat, like a roast chicken. Your in laws will be polite and enjoy it (especially if it’s delicious) and you can make some easy raw and cooked sides, like roasted broccoli and salad and cut fruit and some potatoes or something. Think about the intersection between your favorites and theirs,…