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EVERYONE GETS LOCKED UP!!!!

Ohhh, I know who’s hand this is...

Looked like Ellaria and Yara Greyjoy to me.

WOT HAVE YA DONE TO ME YA VENGEFUL BISHES

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

And Obama’s signature looks like a baby T-Rex playing with a ball of yarn.

Be sure to lay off the avocado toast. That stuff’s a financial killer, or so I hear.

It discontinues student loan subsidies.

Great advice for all situations.

Clearly she was asking to be grabbed, wearing such a short dress like that.

I’m coming up on my 1st wedding anniversary, and while there have been struggles, this has hands down been the best year of my life. I keep wondering if that conventional wisdom that the 1st year is the hardest is just total bullshit, or if I got super lucky. Or, was it only the hardest because in the past couples

When you push your spouse off a cliff, do not keep possession of an area map with an X indicating the spot.

I’m putting an offer on a house tomorrow!

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

...and it’s even more fucked up than I imagined. Jeez.

There is nothing about this family that isn’t skin-crawlingly creepy. The weird vacant expressions, the 1980s hair done to please some pervy old man, the stepford smiles, the fact that they “blanket train” (aka hit) BABIES. It’s all so weird.

I miss Rey.

YES.

Is it wrong that as a Milwaukee county resident, part of me is just thrilled to finally be rid of him?

Related: DJ James Kennedy reminds you to please pick up your dog poop.