We need Garafolo at times like this.

“There are lines that go back six blocks. I tell you that because you won’t read about it.” It’s getting exhausting listening to his lies. No one is reading about it, because it isn’t real— just like the Bowling Green Massacre.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

 I literally am incapable of being in the real world and surviving.

In fairness, you can knock Kristen into a fight about someone else’s business with a feather.

i’ve been loving this season! the drama doesnt feel stale to me.

Schwartz and Sandoval should be married and raising kids together. No one loves and supports each of them as much as the other one does. Obviously they would sleep with other people. 

What the fuck did I get myself into.....

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.…

So she’s basically the face of “the only moral abortion is my abortion?

Single mothers?! Lesbians with children ?!! Stay at home dads?!!!!

We need better reporters, as this was a HUGE missed opportunity.

I’m in the section going to Canada. Can’t say I’d have much complaints.

Its amazing to watch a total collapse of your own government. Not only the endless scandal, conflicting stories and total distrust at top levels but the total refusal of some people to even acknowledge ANYTHING is wrong (Give him a chance!)

The scandal is truly that the American people found out about it.

May I recommend this gif:  

Burning Love is such an underrated gem.

Not at all, actually. I don’t think I can explain this well, and it will probably sound super offensive, but I suspect that for those people who are bothered by this type of thing a pretty black woman being romanced by a handsome white dude (you know at least 50% of her stable of suitors will be white) is going to be…