Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

Still a bit early. The witching hour doesn’t start until 3AM or so....

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

J.K. Rowling isn’t fucking around.

I disagree. That dude is constantly gaslighting her and has learned how to play up the sympathy of others, it’s very transparently manipulative. Plus shows like this feed off of how women love to gang up on other women so I’m sure it’s edited to reflect that. Is she perfect? No, but she seems very insecure and…

Not trying to defend Katie at all, but having just gone through a year of planning a wedding, it was HORRIBLE and me and my fiance hated each other through it. But now that we’re married, it’s been great! So I don’t know...pretty sure weddings can just bring out the worst in people...

OMFG... dead.

Also I hope no one missed this gem.

Harriet Tubman is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

Jello, boullion and gatorade! colonscopy tomorrow!