I actually felt like a total jerk because I’m about as pregnant as she is, and I kept telling my husband all during the first half of the season that I thought she was pregnant. She was in loose fitting clothes, sitting down or hidden behind objects more than usual, and sometimes Gina would disappear from episodes…

My kiddo’s school has an entire week dedicated to computer safety. I asked at the community council meeting if they were addressing online harassment, because the entire description seems to focus on porn and websites with “swears.” They talk about it— as a secondary. I hate this conservative state and its focus on…

I’m going to be a grown-up and get over the fact that Jordan Peele impregnated someone other than me to wish them both the best.

Actual repetitive topics on Glow include: “when my husband masturbates it’s basically like he’s cheating on me,” “how old do I look? (posts selfie w intense filter),” “do you think it’s a boy or girl? (posts sonogram of tiny white dot at 4 weeks).”

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a…

ikr? Maybe get someone who can actually sell all the lies. Sean must have a conscience because he always seems like he’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Author’s Note: If you’re wondering whether or not Jezebel will be updating you with every piece of news about I, Tonya between now and its 2018 release, please rest assured that the answer is yes.

Honestly, I’m loving it.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

I am so obsessed with Riverdale. Had no idea Josie & the Pussycast were going to be on it. I am happy. That is all.

No.

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.

I’m still convinced that she did not birth Blue Ivy. You cannot tell me that was her baby. It’s an Illuminati baby. The twins, well, we will see.

Illuminati birth announcements are weird.

I truly, truly hate women who do this. They do not look at their husbands like that at home behind closed doors. It’s a stupid con game that their idiot cohorts fall for every time. My parents have been married for over 50 years, so this is not cynicism.... I know what real love looks like and that look of agape,…

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

dear lord, you sure hate tribeca.

“Almost everything went wrong.”

O’Reilly is a pretty canny fucker, though. He knows that he’ll look better for pulling out his humanitarian Catholic “high road” card than doubling down on this dumpster fire ban.