Surprise.
Fear.
Ruthless efficiency.
An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

"Who do I have to f**k around here to get a lamb chop?"

The finale will be a bottle episode of Dany just trying to get through customs.

There's bound to be a reboot in a decade or so, or a "Next Generation" sort of thing.

The way it's covered now has a lot to do with it. There was a truly horrific bombing at LaGuardia in 1975, which, if it were to happen now, would probably result in every single passenger on every single flight being strip-searched upon arrival at the airport, and only ticketed passengers would be allowed with 100…

Fire bad. Tree pretty.

Well, to be fair, "how they were dressed" doesn't have to have anything to do with sex, non-consensual or otherwise. It can just mean that even their costumes were shite.

Yeah, pretty much right after Vaughan's part of the story, it sort of went off the rails for me.

Fair enough, but what about S5? I have just five words in response to any Spike haters out there:

Well, he was a brother that would smother your mother. And make your sister think he loved her.

Oh, I know. Dubya was soooo bad that he made Poppy seem like, at worst, Eisenhower.

I believe that phenomenon (good actor— or at least one you want to succeed— on a show that you don't watch or like or think is particularly worthy of their presence) probably needs to be called the "Nathan Fillion Principal," or some such.

"There were no really bad people there."

Apologies in advance for the pedantry:

"That's bad."

"Here Comes . . . the Devil!"

It's very much in Buffy territory with respect to how hard it might be to convince people that no, really, it's that good, don't get hung up on the name of the show or the premise. But also in the same neighborhood in terms of quality, IMHO.

See, in that case, I'm less worried about Netflix' quality control and more worried about Jenji Kohan's track record. Especially as it pertains to Weeds, obviously.

I kind of agree . . . but will probably give it at least three episodes for the aforementioned performances.

And Denise Richards gets killed in a hot tub, so there's that.