Maybe he can just always leave the toilet seat up. Or fart unapologetically in a crowded elevator.

Okay, she's not superficially hideous. But she's about as sexy as linoleum.

Rios also had a very brief run on Friday Night Lights. I don't think Riggins and Epyck had any scenes together, but still . . . FNL reunion, y'all.

Wasn't that Dan Dority stalking Paul at the race track? Hmmmm . . .

It seemed more like ambition, really. Brianna Barksdale is thinking this is going to make her career. I could just as easily see her suggesting that Ani have sex with a goat if it could bring her and her superiors closer to landing the case of a lifetime.

I . . . I don't understand this comment. It's satire, right? Yes, it's satire, that's what I'm going with.

Especially not another woman. There's a hundred ways that blows up in Ani's face if she tries to go that route, even if it results in Ray and every single public official in Vinci being offered up on a platter.

The mayor's mansion kind of reminded me of the upscale Bel-Air version of the creepy house in last season's finale. Just as surreal in some respects, albeit with slightly more affluence and a great deal less stomach-turning creepiness (that we know of at this point, anyway), but still— just kind of random shit…

Not to be a total Debbie Downer, but counter-argument: Dick Cheney. That guy's heart problems should have finished him off at least two decades ago, and yet, here we are.

Good news for Paul!

Exactly. ". . . with your mom's headless corpse . . ." in the sense of her headless corpse bearing witness to the butt fucking is rather pointless, since, as a rule, headless corpses make lousy witnesses to anal rape (or pretty much anything).

Yeah, so something like this:

I vaguely recollect that. Wasn't Andre Braugher also in that?

"Let's just have the set of Season 2 be a place of quiet reflection."

Nods in silent approval.

SUCK MY ROBOT DICK YOU METAL PUSSIES.

Are we diminished?

Oh, yeah. I will always love his response to Bullock's "good morning" in one of the later episodes:

Benedict Cumberbatch IS Rick Springfield as Dr. Noah Drake in Nic Pizzolatto's gritty re-imagining of General Hospital. With a tour de force performance by Matthew McConaughey as Luke. And Laura. This ain't your spinster great aunt's Port Charles!

Or the most depressing singer in the world from the most depressing bar in the world.