Teenage kid’s stance mutant Supra 30i: $40K for the base with no options, configurable to $60K if the kid’s mom decides to buy one for herself instead.

There will be a new BMW i, and it will appear (at least test mules will) within the next two years.

There’s a 400hp version of B58 coming. Could be destined for this body.

No length selection? Fuck em.

No length selection? Fuck em.

Also, to get a better idea of what the power output will be, it’s best to look at the new generation X3, since either G29/J29 will get the same engines with the same tune, or the TU versions of both B48 and B58 will be out by then, with a few extra HPs.

This is a legit document, and it hasn’t exactly been a secret for many years. This specific version, however, is pretty old. And since it was published widely (including on Bimmerpost months ago), BMW changed the format, and there’s no more information to be learned for newer models.

Because there’s this:

I wrote that it would be called Z4 almost a year ago on Bimmerpost. I have no idea why it’s still a mystery to you. And why Willisch is still being so coy.

2002 E39 525i Touring with manual and sport package. Loved it, sold it because it reached the “death by a thousand cuts” stage experienced by every 10+ yr old BMW, still kicking myself, because none of those issues made it any less driveable and unique.

There’s a pretty good meme in the Russian-speaking space community, listing all the milestones of SpaceX development from the anti-Musk pro-Russian greatness position, “when they .... then we’ll talk”. Here’s a good overview of what it’s about: http://smoliarm.livejournal.com/324310.html (not updated for the latest…

Option 1, cutting edge: 2018 Mini Countryman JCW. It’ll fit under $40K if you don’t go crazy on options, it’s basically a more compact and agile version of the new BMW X1, and everyone who’s seen it in person says that it has ridiculous amounts of interior space for its size.

Ask the Russians fighting against Ukraine in Donetsk/Luhansk, what brought them there. 80% will name one or several reports on Russian TV that made it impossible for them “just to sit and watch Ukrainian punishers kill innocent Russian speakers.”

What’s most amazing is that officially there’s no BMW Individual for 3 series models in the U.S. The dealership had to jump through some serious hoops to get this car in Laguna Seca Blue. Also, the factory wheels were the M Sport standard 18" style 400, and the dealership replaced them with ridiculously expensive…

I can’t offer you any German, but it’s definitely time for all Americans to learn the Russian word пиздец (pronounced peez-DETS).

Full translation (sticking mostly to the meaning and not style). Using “fucked with” for the song title. Still kinda ugly, but whatever.

That’s not really how the title is translated. The exact meaning of “Наебали” is “we’ve been tricked”. There’s no finality in that like in “we’re fucked”.

Welcome! At last, I won’t facepalm every time I see Jalopniks’ feeble attempts at Russian translations.

As a native of Eastern Ukraine, who has watched the country not just elect a puppet, but also be punished with a hot war for throwing the puppet out, I laugh at y’all’s childish remarks and the sense of superiority over the “dumb Russians”.

No. BMW is gradually removing diesels from its U.S. lineup in favor of PHEV.

Because in the rest of the world there will be a lower-boosted version of the same engine, which will indeed be called 520i.