With all due respect, you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about.

Sincerely, an F31 owner.

That’s just official specs. Dyno results are ridiculously higher, with measured wheel hp > official engine hp.

The next 310 after R will be a GS.

This whole thing about permanently installed ballast was started by paid Russian bloggers who keep throwing shit at everything done by Ukrainians, no matter how stupid it is (the suggestion that an aircraft manufacturer could make an 1.5 ton centering error is obviously ridiculous), because some of it will stick…

Oh, man, you have no idea. This guy wasn’t the only one. In the 70s-80s there was a TV show on the Central Television Channel 1 called ‘Это вы можете’ - ‘You can do it.’ https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%AD%D1…. I was a kid then, and that was one of my favorite Soviet TV shows, second only to ‘Что? Где? Когда?’.

This does everything a normal human will ever need.

Right off the bat, you have wrong info.

He bought a shitty car. That's it, nothing else. The brand doesn't matter.

That's a FWD 1 series sedan, not a RWD 2 series gran coupe. Totally different platform (Mini-like instead of 3-series-like).

They won't make it. Use your dream time on something else.

The only time I drove the Nordschleife, there was a jerk in an E36 M3 drifting right in front of me. It slowed him down, and at the same time it was impossible to pass him. And to make matters worse, all the Ring photogs were distracted by the guy, so I never found a good photo of my car afterwards.

Not true. I don't know about other makes, but in all modern BMW cars, the same camera that handles lane departure and automatic high beams reads speed limit signs. Only if the car can't find the signs, it falls back to the info in the Nav database.

There's a reason why Ukrainian forces have to resort to such DIY solutions, and it's not the lack of army equipment. There are actually two types of combat troops currently fighting the separatists: the regular army and the volunteer battalions. The army has proper equipment. It's old, it's crappy, it breaks down all…

First, a negative. Teavana deserves to be boycotted for their purchase and killing of Specialteas. The selection and the price/performance ratio of the teas that company was selling were in a league of their own. For 13 years, I never needed to look anywhere else - until Teavana decided to shut down their retail…

Wait, you want me to help you make your dirty FSB roubles? No, tovarisch, he who doesn't work, doesn't eat.

Dude, all your moves are straight out of the FSB handbook. Claiming that the AN-26 story is about the plane shot down earlier is one of them. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. Every single time they shot down a plane or a helicopter, there were multiple videos and photos of the debris. NOT THIS TIME.

While you're without a doubt one of the many kremlinbots paid for posting and getting replies, I still want to point out that not everything that happens in this world is intentional and/or benefits someone. In this case, it's pretty clear the terrorists made a mistake. They were targeting an AN-26 scheduled to depart…

Hi, this is your friendly tipster here. Frankly, I find it highly amusing how much noise this trivial bit of information has produced. For God's sake, it's just a piece of shiny plastic on the trunk. Is it really worth caring so much about? Yes, many many years ago it could always provide reliable information about…

You mastery of Russian is uncanny.

I also own an X5, and I get excited every time I have to take it in for service, because the dealership uses X1s as loaners. I love driving them. I would've bought one for myself, if only it was just a little big larger - but that, unfortunately, means an F31 with its stupid electric steering and extra $10K price tag.