Jalopnik: ‘you guys should watch MotoGP, it’s awesome!’

Wow. Shots fired.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

I think for me the distinction comes from the fact that the call indicated that there was a hostage situation, one person had already been killed, and the house was set to go up in flames.

That doesn’t at all excuse the officer who killed the victim; I’ve said a few times now that I think he deserves manslaughter—but…

At least the paint didn’t get ruined.

Bubb Rubb approves

Gonna take that a step farther. People who pull up to one of the 2 diesel/gas pumps to get gas when the rest of them are all gas onlyand vacant and the only other diesel/gas pump is occupied by someone else getting gas.

Because every day is the Stanford Prison Experiment.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

It took me longer than I’d like to admit that you meant “twin cameras” and not “twin camshafts.” Sign of idiocy on my part, or sign I’m a true Jalop? :)

It’s not all that counts at all. Someone can be in and totally unfit and bounced out with a dishonorable discharge within a year. Do I hold that person in the same regard as a 20-year enlisted soldier with multiple combat tours? No I don’t,

Never ever ever leave my phone/wallet/keys in car, plus manual so theft proof anyways amirite

Vampires are undead creatures with very sharp fangs who could, at any moment, bite you and usher you into the eternal purgatory of the living dead. Would you risk this for a lay?

Glinthawks. Oh my glob the glinthawks. Every time I try to find a metal flower there’s a whole flock of them bastards.

Unions are a double-edged sword. They are intended to take power away from the businesses and give it to the employees — powers that keep the employees from being used and abused. However, “Unions” in the US have become institutions unto themselves (as with every institution ever created by people), wherein furthering…

Kenneth? Is that you?

Here is a required disclaimer to ensure my point is taken seriously and not dismissed as the ravings of some misguided Trump supporter: I voted for Hillary. I was not and am not terribly fond of her, but she was the objectively more qualified candidate and a demonstrably better human being. I don’t vote for…

Everyone was laughing at a script for a 9/11 episode of Seinfeld the other week. The problem with setting lines for what is okay to make jokes about and what isn’t is that it is totally arbitrary from person to person. Do I think that making jokes about about a mass shooting is an ethical thing to do? Nope, but…

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

Somehow this call is going to be blamed on Marilyn Manson.