It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Well fuck, if I asked my boss to transfer, he’d probably kick my ass out as well. He seems pretty happy where he is, so why should I be able to tell him to leave?

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

Is it possible that this incident showed Bernie the importance of radio communication?

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.