I think I would have been tempted to jump in the chocolate river before Augustus Gloop tainted it.

I was a child in the 70's, and I found them scary. Some older kids on my school bus talked about them spitting blood or something like that.

“Oh, the lyrics of that song are so mindless!”

Every Breath You Take was a #1 hit, so I’m guessing that got more airplay over the years than Don’t Stand So Close to Me.

I liked When Harry Met Sally, but I don’t know that it was that original.  It felt very Annie Hall-redux.

The Police are one of my all-time favorite bands, but I think I’d put “Tea in the Sahara” on the list of Police Songs I Don’t Care if I Never Hear Again in My Lifetime. I’d put in “Born in the 50's” over that.

I am amazed that show is still on. It seems like a lifetime ago when I watched it, and I got sick of every season seeming the same about 10 seasons in.

I suspect most people would not want to be blamed for what their parents said.  Mel might have a perfectly nice sibling for all I know.

Seacreast and Lachey seem like the only feasible ones on this list. Otherwise, the picks would be too controversial or they have/think they have too big a career to do Wheel of Fortune.

I wonder whose idea his casting was. I can’t imagine Joseph Fiennes was sitting around thinking he’d be a great Michael Jackson, so someone on the project must have decided to look into White actors.

The most surprising thing about this for me is that Kelis had a gig.

I was scrolling through cable channels a few years back and watched a few minutes of Ishtar. It didn’t seem bad. I’m not opposed to Simon & Garfunkel jokes (and they weren’t that far off in 1987), so maybe I’ll give it a try some day.

Stevie Wonder did all that without being able to see.  

Did he put his brontosaurus into her little red Corvette?

Meat Loaf never mumbled.

Entertainment Weekly did an interview with the actor who played him due to the 25th anniversary of Sex and the City. It was interesting, since I occasionally watch the reruns, but haven’t seen anything from that season in a long time and pretty much forgot Skipper existed.

Never heard “Dinner with Delores.”  Did he rhyme her name with a female body part?

How do you know what he’s done to his body and why is it your business anyway?

Joan Rivers died due to a surgery that wasn’t plastic surgery.

I figured he had the apartment for a long time, and it was rent controlled.  Considering his neighbor was Kramer, who barely had a job the whole series, that made the most sense.