Musk does this creepy thing where he strongly suggests to his SO that her hair could be lighter, until she ends up blond. Amber Heard’s definitely his type.

Yes! It’s how one very special person recognizes another.

so you’re checking out the kids in the park for hours, but lie to your wife about it? NICE!

I’m not a Leslie Jones fan. I believe she perpetuates stereotypes and her whole shtick makes my skin crawl as a woman of color. That said, no one deserves this kind of treatment and everyone has the right to privacy.

I seriously kept thinking it meant that they were (possibly) all going to sink.

And here I was thinking that the sub-blog had a deeper meaning:

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

totally read the headline as “the playboy mansion now officially belongs to twink” and honestly, thought that made more sense

I don’t know if anyone remembers an old anime called Kodocha. It was a hilarious comedy about a young girl named Sana who was a TV star. Anyway, one of the running gags reminded me of this umasking, namely all the people who are upset that Kakashi looks normal and doesn’t have any hideous giant scars or whatever.

But if it’s the last resort, it’ll do.

Fun experiment; go into a public park and watch the people walking by. Then visualize that all the men there have dangly bits just waving around under their clothing and wobbling from side to side as they walk by.

I love how they're all like, "oh, hey, what's up? I... just dropped a contact here..." when he finally turns around.

YEP

I’m so curious as to what they were arguing over that she was like “fuck you, I’ll take my chances with the tiger”. Money? In laws? Did they get into a fight because he said he bet the tigers were too domesticated to attack, and this was an “I’ll show you!” moment? The desire to storm off has never been so strong.

Here’s JLo in 1996, presumably without having had much (if any) work done :

I didn’t know that we’re calling Puerto Ricans with visible African features “white” these days.

Exactly. It’s sounding better and better by the minute.

And he is super busy and would leave you the fuck alone... where do i sign up?

Question - would you date a billionaire if you liked him but maybe weren’t in love with him but because it was nice to not have to worry about money and have all the nice things.