Oh man, Romney's election HQ feed on CNN is fucking hilarious. All these people in their fancy suits and cocktail dresses just standing there with stunned looks on their faces.

Congrats to Tammy! I'm from WI, and all the ads blasting her were going on and on about how she's "too extreme" for Wisconsin, without going into actual specifics about the *why*, while all her opponent can toot about is how he's protecting gun rights from the big bad guvmint. Trying to play the stereotype, it didn't…

So the guy that I used to be dating has a girlfriend now. He's 14 years older than me, we're at different stages in life, and we had some major differences in what we want (I want kids, he doesn't.) I knew from the start that it wasn't going to work out. Still, when I found out that he's already in a relationship it…

A quick Google search shows that the ad is from two years ago. She might have funky joints going on in that photo but that shoot also has a commercial, and that IS her body and her face, like, two years ago. So it's kindaaa a stretch to compare it to pics taken this month, yes?

Oh definitely. My 15 year old self would be so impressed that my very thick, frizzy hair is actually controlled and not floating around like cotton candy, she'd (I?) be impressed that the horrible acne has cleared up, and she'd be dazzled by my neatly applied makeup. My timid 15 year old self would be kinda…

I thought maybe she got scammed into thinking she needs an abortion, or she was duped into thinking that the procedure was successful even though it wasn't. You're right, it's more of a medical billing fraud that can happen at any shady clinic, regardless of the specialization. It would be more correct to use the term…

What the fuck is the kind of parenting logic running through that guy's mind? "Hey son, it's funny to mock and bully other people, har har har. That behavior is fine, it makes you a WINNER." I'm betting that right now, he still doesn't know what he did wrong and is still blaming the neighbors for causing trouble and…

I don't know what the hell they're doing at JCPenney. I used to like shopping there because the East 5th and Liz Claiborne brands petite sizes fit me perfectly. Before, when browsing through the few dozen selection of blazers and work jackets there would be three or four pieces that I really like and would consider…

I honestly don't know much about how these things work, but wasn't there a news story here (or in Gawker) about a Michigan woman that got $100 cash back from her Bridge Card at Walmart, and the hundred dollar bill that Walmart gave her turned out to be fake?

While the guy should have read what he was signing first, the vet clinic shouldn't also be giving and waving euthanasia forms around like they're just tissue paper! Aren't those forms signing a pet's life away marked differently so it's easy to distinguish them from other things?

Oh no you didn't! N Sync wouldn't do this because nobody would offer anything to them! You're just jealous because nobody wants them around anymore! *sniggers*

The sketti thing doesn't bother me at all, but that 'Guess Who's Breath' thing is just the most disgusting thing I've heard today. Seriously. Just go play tag or something.

See, I never understood how you were supposed to earn wads of cash with these schemes. You can only sell a number of bags and kitchen stuff to the people around you, what do you do when the next campaign comes around and people don't want to order anymore? You might get some friends and relatives who'd feel sorry for…

I think it was St. Therese/Theresa? who said that it doesn't matter how small a deed is that you offer, as long you do it out of pure sincerity. And seeing the interviews with the lady, she does seem genuinely distressed that the "restoration" turned out like that.

That thing with Harry sounds like the beginning of a Harlequin novel. The prince got caught in a compromising position with a free spirited, ordinary, working class American girl who was at the wrong place in the wrong time. Now he has to marry her to stave off the backlash! Lol.

*flaps hands in dismay* He's good looking, but not oh-my-god-he-descended-from-the-heavens good looking. I didn't really have a set race for Finnick in my mind, just that his face is so strikingly beautiful. And I've watched Claflin in all the episodes of the Pillars of the Earth. He was good enough, but not a scene…

Apparently baby talk from 70+ yr old men is supposed to make women smile? *barf*

Hey now. The mom and daughter were given a choice, do more hours of community service or do the haircut. They chose the haircut. Now they're complaining? Maybe Mama should have thought about it long and hard and see which is more appropriate for her 13 year old daughter who has apparently been running around…

You know what, someday I'm going to get fed up and do exactly that.

Strangely enough, it's always creepy old men who tell me to "Oh smile." Nu-uh, I'm not going to smile just because you told me to. I'm not going to smile while walking down the driveway hauling a garbage bag. I'd look weird smiling at the nothingness of thin air. Now, say, if you had said something funny, witty or…