You get a star just for giving us “Flayers gonna flay flay flay flay flay”.

I love that the two main fights happen for understandable reasons (unlike certain other recent superhero fights I can think of...) - the first one is effectively a roadblock for the protagonist and needs to be moved past, the second has two characters reacting emotionally, which takes out an element of rational…

Just like to pop-in and give credit to the person who made this. It was unpretty on tumblr, and here’s a link of all the stuff she’s posted regarding weedhorse69.

I’m waiting for the day (probably soon) when a sponsor decides they want the name of their product in the title of the movie. (Coors Light presents Aquaman 2 - Age of Refreshment)

Paramount has proposed a settlement whereby they will paint "Visit China" on Optimus Prime's grundle, which reportedly will be visible for no fewer than 19 minutes in the upcoming Transformers movie.

I don’t see why they had to use Tibet at all. I think they should’ve placed the Ancient One in Africa or the Middle East, since Africa is the birthplace of humanity and the Middle East is the cradle of human civilization.

As someone who participated in the outcry against the whitewashing of GitS, I can honestly say that Tilda Swinton’s casting didn’t bother me much at all. This is mostly just a personal thing, because I always get the impression that when Tilda Swinton plays a magical character, she’s playing a non-human, androgynous…

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.

My personal head canon? Snoke is really about 6 inches tall.

What if it’s Snoke kneeling to the Emperor? We know nothing of Snoke’s actual size. Could Vader / the Emperor have taken on an apprentice - who 30 years later trains Ben Solo? Sort of a parallel to Luke?

That was my first thought as well. “Everything you thought you knew was wrong, Snoke was the super-duper-ultra double secret master all along!” Ugh, yeah, let's undercut the original trilogy some more.

Alright, but who is gonna play the role of Manny Bothans!?

Damn, I hope that’s NOT the Emperor kneeling before his secret master Snoke. I don’t need that shit.

I didn’t mention it in the post, but the issue also features a backup strip by Chris Eliopoulos and Jordie Bellaire about BB-8 helping two lovesick Resistance members notice each other, and it’s very Star Wars meets Bill Watterson.

D.C. stands for Damage Control.

The other three biggest super heroes in the world are going to make Warner Bros. look very dumb, again.

I’m a big fan of MoS and hated BvS. I don’t really care about how they diverged the characters from the comic books, because hell, Superman in Injustice this week just massacred an entire convention hall full of innocent protestors, but I’m sad that BvS was so shit-poor and now will probably never result in another…

During the Dark Ages, before Marvel wised up and started handling their films in-house, there were a lot of mediocre or downright terrible film adaptations.

“we’re not going to take a movie that’s supposed to be one thing and turn it into a copycat of something else.”