It is going to take me a while to digest this news. Good thing Boba is here to keep me company.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

ALLLLL HAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

What I actually want to know is if Jimmy Smits as Bail Organa is in Rogue One. I realised recently that it would be easier to have him be the bridging moment between it and ANH rather than a digital Leia double.

My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

Wait, if John Spartan wipes his ass with the law and Judge Dredd is the law, then, in the future, Sylvester Stallone wipes his ass with himself. Man. What a time to be alive.

He’s just here to impart Star Lord, Peter Quill, with the cosmic knowledge he seeks...

It's the same mouth-breathing, micro-dicked, cuckold-porn-watching, pieces of ebola shit that couldn't get behind that black actor (his name escapes me) playing a Star Trek guard or something. Maybe it was Star Wars. Who knows.

This makes me happy because I was tired of seeing the “proof” that ghostbusters will fail being that the toys were marked down before the movie even was released at some target. Stupid Reddit.

I’ll probably get shit for this, but I love the idea that Ghostbusters 2016 is an alternate dimension that the 80's Ghostbusters are unknowingly sending everything they trapped. (And vice versa)

Wouldn’t that have been somethoing?

io9 didn’t like BvS but liked Ghostbusters?! You must be in the pocket of Big Feminism! *Mancotts the website which is like a boycott but manlier*

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

I was thinking of the bi angle yesterday as well when I saw Takei’s argument. Sulu had a wife in the original timeline, that doesn’t have to mean he’s straight. In this timeline he just happened to meet a man he loved instead of a woman.

As a gay person, it is REALLY FUCKING WEIRD that I agree with a straight white man rather than a gay Asian man on this. I feel like I’m the one in an alternate timeline.

Best bet: Make an existing character queer AND a new queer character. Make Sulu bi and the new alien lady a lesbian. No tokenism there and no revisionism of the past!

“How hard can Kirk punch an alien pretending to be Jesus?”

I think it would be interesting if she sticks with “Iron Man” as a secret identity. As in, not “Iron Person,” because let’s face it, that sounds dumb. The armor doesn’t need to be feminine, and she could have a synthesized voice to hide the fact that she is a teenage girl. I don’t think you want to advertise that to…

A young black girl interested in STEM is going to be one of the world’s greatest superheroes. I see no problem with this. It’s actually pretty awesome.