I'm already a RHOBH junkie, but this? This is like sprinkling crack on top of the chocolate covered pretzels.

As a serial watcher of tacky ass housewives shows, I'm not down with this. I have little to no interest in watching actual celebrities (floundering as they may) on my housewives shows. I want trashy regular rich people and trashier middle class people pretending they're rich. That's it.

"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket?"

Can we just go with "never?" It is NEVER ok to leave children or animals locked in a hot car. COME ON, people. This is Texas. Heat indexes are expected to reach 105 today, you could bake cookies on the windshield of your car. And it's just gonna stay this way until October. We ALL know this. We go through this EVERY…

I never knew Logan Echolls' parents were married in real life!

Dear Close Friend,

L'Oreal stopped testing on animals? I DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!

Sexism is determining that a corporation's right to religious freedom trumps a woman's human rights. That's what sexism is.

Women like Megyn Kelly, who spout insane regressive drivel that only serves to harm their own gender in return for a paycheck, make you realize why Dante dedicated the lowest circle of Hell to the traitorous.

Because the games that men play are soooo deep and fraught with meaning.

What the what?? When I took LSD I spent most of my time trying to get the lid off a pint of ice cream. (Seriously, it took an hour—it was like only one neuron in my brain would light up at a time, so staying on point was extremely difficult.) I did go for a walk around the neighborhood and saw a shadow that looked…

I watched It Takes Two every day (twice a day on the weekends) when I was 8 and Steve Guttenberg's character completely defined what I have now come to look for in a man: super nice, philanthropic, great chest hair, and totally down for food fights.

I don't care what anyone says, this little Kendall bitch lacks empathy. 19 isn't a child if you're a black teenager now is it? She can fuck off for all I care.

Sigh.

Without campfire like programs these animals would be dead. Loss of habitat, farmers killing them for hurting their farms, poachers for ivory, and poachers for bushmeat to supply foreign markets.

Those images makes me feel like:

Much Words. Such Smugness. Wow.

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