No, I'm dead serious. What are the strides we've made since 1994 that are the issue here? How specifically is an internet article mocking a product that seeks to shame women for the natural way their body looks affecting our progress?

That explains why you do not understand what I am saying.

I do not believe people are worthy of respect just because they are people.

Ah, the path of least resistance. It's the best. How I ended up co sleeping was I finally just passed out cold one night while nursing, and realized that I had actually been getting some sleep for once. Sold!

Really, it's all negotiable. I was a zealous co sleeper, but most of the people I know who did sleep training had the kind of kid who took to it easily. If my kid fell asleep in the crib after only five minutes of non-hysterical crying, I probably would have done that too and gone around all smug about how it was…

I remember reading a book set in a matriarchal society where one character commented to a foreigner, "We trace lineage through the mother's side. One can never be certain who the father is." It was a throw-away line, but it's stuck with me for decades.

That being said, I kept my name when I got married because I'm…

"A candle? I'm a fucking dog, you moron."

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

Are we sure they aren't just trying to prevent the baby boom which will ostensibly occur when this commercial gets the entire internet pregnant?

Ain't no party like a mid-thirties party, 'cause a mid-thirties party ends at ten o'clock.

Can we get a follow-up study about the effects of being in your thirties and realizing that the bartenders at all the cool bars no longer recognize you, and that "binge drinking" is now a third glass of wine after the kids go to bed?....

Then you're the most popular person in the room.

That is an acceptable scrunchie use. Akin to face washing, teeth brushing and even the gym. It's wearing them outside that is the problem.

No. I will not. I will wear a regular hair elastic because I am not an animal. We did not evolve from the sludge to wear scrunchies.

Coconut milk and almond milk are glorious for baking. I too, will also only drink pour-over coffee black, because why would I ruin a glorious cup of coffee with fucking milk and sugar?

Semi-related: I describe my kid as "like the raptors in Jurassic Park" — he's studying and finding weaknesses to exploit. He could open child-proof bottles before he was one. Those plastic covers for plugs? He just pulls them out. We have these chord loop doohickeys that wrap around two knobs and you tighten it down…

when asked for comment, Ms. Raziuddin said "I'M DOING GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT WOO I BET I COULD RUN UP THAT MOUNTAIN"

I just posted the link on my mom's FB page. I would cry tears of joy and hilarity to see this employed in their house. We have three cats that live inside, one of whom is a neurotic, territorial and malicious black tuxie who hates everyone and is still recovering from the time she escaped into Outsideland and had to…

You can get one of those vacation feeders and program it to dispense food at 5.