And then 33 years later he was brutally murdered. Way to go, Mary, you fuck up.

Agreed. If there's anything good that comes out of this story, it's that at least I learned that a brave and great and wonderful girl, Jada, exists in this godforsaken cesspool called earth.

I love how she accessorizes with old ladies.

I once stole a sprite from my school's cafeteria. I had the stomach flu, was stranded at school with bus fair plus some change, and needed something. I had enough to buy the cup for water, but not a pop.

I don't think I've ever seen a picture of Michelle Rodriguez where it doesn't look like she is just about to burp. Do Not Get The Hype.

You're creating extra work for minimum-wage employees because you don't agree with the policies of their millionaire/billionaire owners. It's a dick move regardless.

Boycott these assholes. Don't fuck it up for the employees. They're innocent, they didn't do anything.

Or you could recognize that a store's employees don't necessarily agree with corporate policies, and yet they're the ones that will end up staying late to clean this up.

Oh MAN those minimum wage employees are not only having their birth control not covered, but they also get to clean up after fucking internet slacktivists! WAY TO STICK IT TO THE MAN.

I approve of this if two things are true:

I don't care how much you hate, I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I reserve my right to bawl my fucking eyes out when Forrest asks if his son is smart or if he's like Forrest.

maybe Kim doesn't think that's a "meal" and thus doesn't qualify? Also, new money, no manners. Sorta joking.

Yeah, well, was the body's butt showing? Because that would be gross.

hm... If Zac is bearding for michelle, it's rather like closing the barn door after the horse is out.

It's like he read Jewel's book of poetry and thought "no, I can do worse!"

"Eventually we must all offer up our celebrity crushes to our significant other and stand there, naked and vulnerable, to be judged for them."

as the saying goes—born on third base, and thinks she hit a triple...

Word. Also, welfare's primarily meant to protect poor children. Kids get no say over whether their parents use drugs, and it's horrific if a child doesn't get dinner because the government found out mommy smoked pot.

Your company is not need-based, though. They have a vested interest in making sure nobody is running the company or dealing with customers or whatever while high out of their goddamn minds.

Purple outfits aside, WTF is that apple cake thing? Not sure poking it with a sword is wise - it might get provoked.