I understand that, as a public figure, I am held to a higher standard of conduct.

Not gonna lie, I get super jealous when I hear stories like this, because at 37 weeks, my workout consists of bracing my back muscles when I have to make a sharp turn in my car. And I'm out of breath by the time it's over.

When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.

Good for you!! There's a woman at the gym who looks to be at about the same stage in her pregnancy and I admire the shit out of her. At that stage my back hurt every time I moved and I loved potato chips covered in Hershey's syrup. :)

Putting this gross old lady on my screen instantly killed my boner forever.

Any background check would show evidence of this — whether it be liens on her property, court filings, etc. Hiring a caretaker for your children without a background check? That's reckless. They are victims of their recklessness.

The meanest girls I ever met were at church camp.

It seems like the seventh day Adventist background would have been pretty relevant to mention here.

Good work, pediatrician. For such a young baby, another day of dehydration can be very serious. I'm glad someone was looking out for that baby.

Anyone complaining how they got through can get bent. Fuck it they drew the toughest group. Beat a longstanding hurdle, came within seconds of a great victory and appeared to be running on fumes in this game and still gave a great effort. Fuck all the haters about backing in. They made it. In the words of Ice Cube:…

Its cheekbones would make vaginal delivery impossible, though.

HI I WORK AT WHOLE FOODS AND I MAKE SURE TO DEDUCT THE WEIGHT OF THE BOX I PROMISE AND I LOVE YOU FEEL FREE TO COME INTO MY LINE

I think it might be a type of exotic fruit.

From Meowzebel, the cat run sister blog to jez; "Hero cat rescues cop from floating away from earth."

What I found very interesting about Oldman's original comments was his expressed belief that racism is no big deal because everybody does it. It's very typical among those who defend hate-speech. They have these bigoted beliefs and they assume that everyone else is just as racist (or sexist or homophobic or…

Idina is not a single mom. There is a HUGE difference between a truly single parent and someone who shares custody with an ex.

I just assumed one of the people was a stowaway and there was an awkward moment when the other two found the person and had to decide whether or not to incorporate them into the sex.

It was going to have fun and it was going to show them all.