AMEN, was coming to post this very thing. Aaliyah was cool and all, but she was not Ray Charles, Johnny Cash or Biggie. I don't know why Selena is on this list.

Absolutely zero chance I'm watching that video. Noooooope.

So you want a can of tomato paste. You go to the store, you're in a hurry, you buy tomato sauce instead. You don't take it back, because what the hell, you don't have time for that. You keep the tomato sauce— this is the key part, now, you KEEP THE PRODUCT YOU BOUGHT. Do you expect the maker of the tomato sauce to…

...srsly? someone bought. her. book. she actively went out of her way to inform amazon, which is, aside from stalking the people who wrote the bad reviews to idk let them know, was really her only recourse. she can't send a followup email to anyone who buys her book to be all I'M NOT STEPHEN KING JSYK.

It's her money, because people bought HER book instead of King's. It's on them to check what they bought.

It's torches and pitchforks every second of every hour of every day around Jez. All these preemie fascists are perfect, would never do anything that isn't too compassionate or not compassionate enough, illegal, immoral, or may be seen or not seen as classist, sexist, or racist, potentially classist, sexist, or…

Fuck Canada!

And he'd have fired bishops who protected child rapists yesterday. So far, no one has been thrown out of their cushy chairs.

This atheist thinks he has a good PR team. If he were a really good person, he wouldn't be a part of something that thinks gays are sinners and women are worthless.

I'm thinking it's like one of those times where a person can tell they're being dumped but they try to be all "I didn't want you anyway!".

I'm not gonna throw shade on a little kid's birthday party, but are Kim and Kanye not the MOST blithely tone deaf people ever? Their antics and the stupidly, obscenely expensive events them put on that glorify themselves remind me of the wasteful insanity of the reign of King Louis the 16th.

did anybody had any problems with Kinja earlier today? there were goofs.

I am so frustrated network television is not playing the World Cup. IT IS THE EFFING WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!

Owls, not scary, totally fascinating creatures. Moths... OH DEAR GOD WE'RE AT DEFCOM 4, TURN THE KEY!!!

Oh, no, what if you went to Target? She'd never find you again!

Seriously, I feel like a Disney princess when I help a hummingbird out of the house and expect to hear a swell of music and applause (even though I'm home alone).

Anyway the hummingbirds never stare at me like they're gonna rip my throat out, so this was way more impressive.

My problem would be not wanting it out of the house. I know they're wild, but...HOUSE OWL. We would sit and watch Parks and Rec together and I'd feed her popcorn and oh, how we'd laugh...

And I thought I was awesome when I did this with spiders or lizards.

That Commentary tho. Fuck Yeah!