It's not "even more rude" because she's lost weight, because that implies that it would have been "less rude" to treat a larger woman that way. Rude is rude, you don't get to parse it based on the size of the victim's body.

What will all the cool moms wear? (Not the regular moms, the COOL moms.)

Their dreams. They're all that's left.

Well my sister dropped out of college and is living at home because without a degree or certificate she only gets shitty jobs that pay little money. She is now back in school so she can hope to make it on her own one day. My husband and I have degrees and do just fine. There isn't one way that is best for all.

Why don't these people just do what I did to get out of my parents house? I am 29 and own my own home. All it takes is a fucking ton of luck and random coincidences!

Ah, yes, I'm sure everyone here applauds your great foresight in being born with abilities in the STEM fields, because everyone knows it's either that or artisanal toast making.

I'm seeing lots and lots of listings for project coordinator/director positions that pay $30k and want you to have a masters degree from a top tier school. These jobs used to pay $60k minimum. Not jobs like them. Literally those same jobs.

"a dog that likes to joyously say hello to the world at all hours of the night, it's just so happy to be alive"
I'm thinking this proves that you have been a dog owner. LOL

In other news, I can't WAIT until North is a toddler, and she gets to deal with the "I DON'T WANNA GET DRESSED TODAY!" "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT DINNER!" phase. We'll see how strict her parenting is then. Getting your child to sleep in their own bed is NOT strict parenting.

I was coming here to say the same thing! Napping and having a child sleep in their own bed is not "strict parenting". It's a milestone that your children should be hitting, not you laying the hammer down for them sassing you.

Any time I see her I just want to wash her face! All that make up all the time makes my skin crawl!

Kim also explained the importance of "me time" for moms.

Oh honey. There's a reason it's called the honeymoon period and that reason is that it doesn't last. It's a good start though.

Thanks for the wisdom after being married for AN ENTIRE MONTH and not actually having a real job, Kim.

I'm curious...

Wait. Facebook is still a thing we are taking seriously? Dammit.

But after he explained it to me, I was like, "Oh, yeah. It is. It's really pretty."

I hate to say it, but you've totally heard a Lady Antebellum song — that one with the warbling chorus "It's a quarter after one/ I'm a little drunk / and I need you now" is by them. It was EVERYWHERE in 2010-2011.

I have a very visceral reaction to the idea that someone actually named their band "Lady Antebellum,"

Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.>