IT'S LIKE THEY'VE NEVER SEEN "CRYBABY"

I just...I just cannot understand how Justin Bieber's one word tweet has been retweeted over 65,000 times. If I were that famous I would definitely keep tweeting one-word things just to see how many people retweet like OMG SO TRUE YES AGREE UR AMAZING

Hair products, indeed. No one can touch Kelly Kapowski

So excited x 2 + So scared = Me.

brilliant surgeon apparently, but there's more money in woo woo

I always confuse her for Oscar Wilde.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

I don't know....how many first-graders have to be slaughtered in their classrooms before you mouth-breathers stop yodeling about your "rights being infringed upon?"

Yes, that's the resting expression. It's called treatface.

I don't agree. Having raised 2 kids, I'd say it takes an extra special level of neglect to just not even think about your baby for 8 hours.

It wasn't like a vagina-themed birthday party or anything, not like in the commercial. It was more...serious, but still joyful. The women who came all brought little gifts, though, with something significant about them, ranging from a chocolate bar to crystals (okay, my mom's friends are kind of new-agey), to my…

I think it does. He left his dog in his girlfriend's care while he went to serve overseas. However you feel about the troops, he's doing something for our country and I refuse to feel ashamed for being mildly patriotic. Even if we cut the patriotism, him being overseas still has something to do with it. He left his…

When I'm lazy, I just find the comment along the lines of what I meant to write and click the star. And now I've defeated that purpose.

Totally agree. I don't give a toss either way about her, but what the hell was this?

You've been invited to a lot of weddings? What are you, a person with some family and friends? AND you're not married yourself?

I'm really glad I skipped the writing and went right to the comments. Thanks, Jezzies!

The only episode of Sex in the City I like covers this. Where Carrie calculates all the money she's thrown at this "friend" for her milestones and she doesn't have the same ones so she tells the person shes marrying herself and shes registered for the expensive pair of shoes someone stole from their house party.

Is there something more to this than "I've been alive a while, been to a lot of weddings, but still not married! Crazy, right?"?

No offense to the author but this is one of those times where I'm like, "Well hell if they'll give you a book deal for that..."