Your personal likes should definitely determine whether or not someone is stalked or killed!!

Such a cutie, and I love that she seems to spend a bunch of time with him. It's nice to see a celebrity actually seeming attached to a pet instead of just getting new puppies constantly.

This has to be the most ridiculous family of all time. To think, all of this and it's her THIRD wedding.

Absolutely. I love this scene in particular.

That's part of what makes the character awesome.

There are 7 dolls and 3 are non-white. The issue is? I guess there could be an Asian.

I don't know, I've said some weird stuff on the internet that I don't/wouldn't remember. I haven't randomly insulted celebrities, but I've stumbled across old message board accounts I had and thought, "Wow, I said that? I liked that movie that much? What was I talking about was I drunk???"

What kind of monster would call Don Cheadle "wack"?

I liked Gary Oldman, but Sofia Vergara wins as far as I'm concerned. Nothin' wrong with a dick in your mouth, Sofia. I'd love it if people could figure out that accusing someone of being slutty or performing some sort of sex act is stupid. There's just nothing shameful about any of it (as long as it's consensual, of…

"Hey, hey, hey, Ri Ri, hey. Its me, Charlie Sheen. You know, from Platoon. Anyway, I can see its your birthday because you are here with all your friends and you are having fun, but would you might posing with my fiance while I take pictures and talk too close to your face? I was almost in the Mighty Ducks but a space…

I love you Lindy. I think I'm going to send this to my boyfriend and mom. I got a new job and I might have enough money soon for the chin implant I've been dreaming of for YEARS. When I told them that, they basically said that they were sorry I felt that way and they hoped I could learn to love myself without surgery.…

I had a full anchor lift and breast implants. For a long time I felt the need to tell people that I did it because I lost a bunch of weight and my boobs totally deflated and I looked funny even in bras. I don't tell that part as much anymore because it does not matter. That implies I was just fixing my body so that's…

So much yes to your comment! I got all excited reading your comment :]

-Was it painful?

I've had breast implants. Twice. The first time because I've always loved big ol titties and I wanted my OWN big ol titties. (after having my first kid, my sorta kinda little titties turned into pretty much little old flappies) I had them redone a few years ago when one of them deflated (a known issue, so they…

Yup. You can't win. I'm 25 and I know I probably won't "age gracefully" like my mom. I already know that if I had enough money to get a breast lift, an undereye lift and maybe even a nose job, I would definitely do it once I neared 4o. Even if I were alone the rest of my life, I still have to look at my face everyday.…

Here is the source of the Angelina quote. It had nothing to do with the Chirline McCray or Goopy Paltrow for that matter. The media just loves to pit Angelina against other women.

She's so heavily shopped that literally could be anyone. If you told me it was Madonna I'd say okay, but also if you told me it was just about any other model.

THAT IS SO NICE. I would tell him you said so but he's off teaching trumpet and clarinet to an elementary school band class right now. [dies of cuteness, is a ghost]