You can also shorten it to, "That's great that you're going to the storage locker rave, but I'm Murtaughing it."

You're looking for logic in religion. Stop before you hurt yourself.

Well, I've certainly found it to be true. Coworkers would invite me to a midnight pub quiz on a Thursday night, and I would just claim Murtaugh status and bow the fuck out.

I know the difference is that they had hard proof that he did it, but anyone else finding it ironic that tweeting about rape gets the book thrown at you, while actually raping someone usually brings little response from law enforcement. See police responses when athletes are accused of rape.

I... I don't understand this reaction. It's perfectly understandable that someone would want to say "I wasn't actually trying to portray a stereotype because I was ignorant of that stereotype." It makes total sense that someone would want to indicate "No, I am not intentionally making a joke of how these people have…

I have sometimes wondered what someone would imitate if they were to parody me, a person who is not famous. Like, what would they pick to exaggerate? It would probably be something I hadn't even been aware of until they pointed it out, and from then on I would not be able to tie my shoe without collapsing from…

What in the world is that monstrosity? It looks like an old shoe that's been pried open and stuffed with bits of whatever was sitting in the bottom of the garbage disposal.

WRONG. He was Scarface from Half Baked, and that's all he'll ever be! ;-)

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

"Sources close to the couple reveal that they changed the location after Jezebel leaked their original plans."

Unfortunately, it happens too often. Similarly, children of adult alcoholics are attracted to alcoholics. Weird.

I absolutely know it's wrong for me to feel this way but my good feelings towards Theron have just completely gone away. I've always liked her. She seemed generous, intelligent, funny & self-deprecating and he is just so gross and repugnant that I can't reconcile the two. I dislike him so very much that I question…

my favorite are the people that believe it's in reference to an individual (that person is a dirt bag!) or, even better, some kind of racial slur.

Sometimes women date abusers because it's what they know.

I am, too. I mean, Sean Penn may have changed his ways (did he also abuse Robin Wright? I have no idea, as I didn't follow that divorce), but it still gives me the willies.

I figure it's worth saving other people the time trying to decipher weirdo commenters.

What is crazy is that not only did I think it was cancelled years ago, but when articles about it started popping up yesterday, I assumed it was the series finale everyone was gearing up for. Now I find out it was just a season finale? It gets good ratings? It's coming back next season? I feel as though I have…

I'll be impressed when the cat makes it her career.

Was she there because she was a boozer, a loser, and a user? Did she steal the TV?

Oh my God, I love this man.