Samer, I think you give this way more thought than the Titan ownership.

Clearly you’re just making shit up. This implies that Adrian would be able to identify misspelled words.

The children wrote the letters [...] to learn about empathy.

When asked why they invited Walsh, a student replied "Our teacher Mr. Norwood said a missed kick can happen to anyone."

Good kids.

Found him.

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

Or he’s trolling Jason Pierre-Paul.

Dear Blair Walsh,

Not anymore. She switched classes.

Maybe so, but she fucking sucks at cartwheels.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

I get the sentiment of it sucking to lose your team, but in the case of St. Louis isn’t this basically just like being pissed at your wife for cheating on you, when she cheated on her first husband with you to begin with?

I’d send them a farewell package but I already shipped all of my dildos up to Oregon.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Lionel Hollins, Billy King, and Willie (but not Willis) Reed

Worth recapping what Drew wrote back in November, when the Vikings had just gone to 7-2 to take the lead in the North:

I’m searching for his reaction video.

Hopefully he got to enjoy the Packers win.

Last I know, he was sitting on some stairs for a while.