That’s the most absurd opinion I’ve ever heard. A 162 game hitting streak would be in the record books for all time. You would probably make the hall of fame just for that achievement.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Eh, he’s still got one more Super Bowl MVP :P

Cam does that even when he’s winning though. They just show the dancing and the smiling more. It’s like when people made fun of him for having the towel around his head when they were losing years ago. I think it’s just what he does.

I was relieved to see Von Miller get the MVP. I had a horrible feeling they were going to give it to Manning for his legacy, or some damn thing.

Bringing your faith in humanity to Deadspin is never a good idea.

-8 Francesas. Well done.

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

Maybe there’s not a right time, but there is probably a right way. Publicly shaming your former client to make yourself look good *may* not be it.

Oops, you did it again.

Better ingredients. Better enforcers. Papa John’s.

He’s the sheriff, so seems like he has full power to deputize his associates. No story here.

I had a buddy in college that went to Monday Night Football with me around 2001 right when they switched to plastic bottles in New Orleans and my fucking hick buddy had never seen a urinal like that and just starts to go. Some fuck calls him out and is like hey you fucking hick your peeing in the sink.

Regarding point 1...maybe security. I’ve been places where you have to be escorted every damn place, including the john. I can’t even begin to imagine why WFAN would need that level of security...but it does happen, and it’s the only thing I can think of.

Samer, congratulations on winning the editorial staff contest for, “Who can successfully get three different variations of the term ‘huge cock’ into a single headline?”

I have 2 questions:

I pride myself on my thousand yard stare.

Thirst Level: Marco Rubio

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.