And somewhere deep in the woods of northern Minnesota, Ragnar is laughing maniacally.

This should cheer up Viking fans.

At -3 degrees, that must have really hurt.

Steelers had all three timeouts so they still would’ve had about 1:20 left, even if they’d have needed a touchdown. Plus the field goal would have been from 45-50 yards, in the rain, so it wasn’t a gimme.

Until you directly declared that the race card was on the table, I had no idea it was there.

What’s incredible is that all the Bengals had to do to win was to kneel three times and kick a field goal! HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

I blame Frank and Joe Hardy who failed to solve The Mystery of the Missing Touchdowns.”

Griffey should have fucked with the guy and been like “I want the names of those 3 motherfuckers...”

Some people might laugh at the idea of Omar Vizquel in the Hall of Fame.

Strangely, there’s a difference between being a dick in general, and being dick to reporters. Reporters can’t tell the difference.

It’s Chip Kelly lol lmfao and then they trade Winston for Mariota hahahahahaha

Maybe it’s because I’m working in Boston this week and the locals’ accents are getting to me, but this seems like a fahkin’ stoopid move by the Buckin Ears.

Stupid. Just stupid.

Bonds was also a tremendous asshole. But I thought that was always part of his charm.

George W. Bush wanted people to forget about the two wars in the Middle East he dragged us into

Schilling won 3 World Series. Is 15th all time in strike outs. Has a better strike out to walk ratio than Maddux, Pedro and Clemens. He’s one of 4 pitchers to have over 3000 strike outs and under 1000 walks.

No big deal. It’s just like when Cronkite continuously dropped references to delicious Lucky Strike cigarettes and Fleshlights when broadcasting from Saigon.

Please explain why these people should be taken seriously by the general public. Law enforcement in the area should take them seriously, of course, until they are disarmed, arrested, and/or dispersed. But please explain why you and I, sitting at our computers, shouldn’t find them fucking hilarious.