We didn't ask for this!

Meeseeks don't usually have to exist for this long. It's gettin' weeeiiird…

Oh shit, I better get over there.

2000 called, it wants its terrible idea back.

Yeah, who wants a Bond with greying hair

I wonder if she'll show up again like Bernie does.

Finally. Someone said it. Fucking Star Wars . . .

Yeah, when is HBO going to take a real look at the sensitive football player who doesn't cheat on his wife? And makes consistently smart decisions since he was able to learn more than just football?

That's real good translating work there, Xena.

You've got some prime Alby action waiting for you. The rest can be forgotten.

That's what confused me, surely HHM isn't the only large firm in town. Plus knowing that the defendants are in several states, Jimmy could almost go anywhere he likes.

In the writers' room.

So . . . you're keeping your fb, twitter, etc . . . ?

Thanks Commissioner Gordon!

Probably Jon Stewart saying, "Hey, you want the gig?"

I dunno, "South Africans know how to recycle like israel knows how to be peaceful." is pretty damn good.

Great work, gumshoe!

My apologies for your life being so cluttered with "Six Months Later" scenes that you can actually pick out "the dumbest"

Get outta here old man.

What if you're an old Jewish man that likes to hang out at black barbershops? What can Liam Neesons do for me?