Sometimes I wonder if you really care about us…

HAHAHHA what an idiot!

Hooootie-hoooooooo!

And nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-NAZIS?!

And nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-NAZIS?!

I thought his catchphrase was "Everybody got a gun!"

I thought his catchphrase was "Everybody got a gun!"

Jesus christ that Katy Perry performance fucking wrecked me.  I never thought I'd say that in a positive manner.

Jesus christ that Katy Perry performance fucking wrecked me.  I never thought I'd say that in a positive manner.

It was James Cromwell's ass.  Amazingly firm and muscular for his age.

It was James Cromwell's ass.  Amazingly firm and muscular for his age.

by the suns of Warvan???

by the suns of Warvan???

Definitely my favorite line of the night.

Definitely my favorite line of the night.

Or the father/son duo of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis

Or the father/son duo of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis

I think Bugs Bunny beat them all at some point.

Kick Ass 2: The Ass Strikes Back

Not too much cum-icing for me! I'm more about dick-move-cakes.