It's what Molly did after the cockles and muscles business started to get a little stale.

I gave it the benefit of the doubt....right up until the first frog croak. 

“People are coming from all over to see the film. They’re even coming from Gdansk to see the film! And look, there’s you, there’s Forrest Gump, and there’s Jack, actually watching the film!”

Disney animated films can have a lion thrown off a cliff into a stampede of wildebeasts, but the real-world "Circle of Life" is too much to handle?

Everyone except Lucille Bluth. She yelled "SURPRISE" at her own "surprise" party. 

Thankfully no one in my family likes it enough to necessitate that in my house. Such a waste of a great cast and writing team.  

Especially since getting them is such a risky operation. 

Aw man, I forgot about Dre!

Oh, The Places You Should Not Go

I think a good alternative title for this movie would be “These Are The Kind Of Problems You Want To Have”.

I think Lucille Bluth found a way to preserve herself, and became this in the year 5,000,000,000

Ah, good old "Go back to Fuckheadistan". 

The tigers are the only sympathetic characters. 

Is that the plot to "The Love Boat"?

I liked Reilly’s rendition of “Mr. Cellophane” in Chicago.

Do you own a corkboard with safety pins and yarn connecting all of Helms’ movie/TV appearances and sticky notes saying “IT’S ALL CONNECTED”?