Why does that make me envision Mike Judge’s Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”?  

ARE YOU THREATING ME?! MY WORNHOLE WILL NOT WAIT!

Jean Teasdale?

What you do with your Wijmote is between you and the Lord God.

Same for everyone who clutches pearl in their butts. 

I need TP for my wormhole!

Is that the one with "Go back to Fuckheadistan?"

I’m really enjoying the podcast. They’ve riffed E.L. James’ “The Mister” (my favorite riffing so far), Sean Penn’s first Bob Honey book (uuughh), William Shatner’s TekWars and more.

If you're a fan of riffing terrible books, 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back (starring Mike Nelson and Conor Lastowka of Rifftrax) are going to be riffing Dan Brown's "Digital Fortress" on Wednesday.

All of these are fine, but none can top the “Triple Fried Egg Chili Chutney” sandwich from Red Dwarf. It’s like a cross between food and bowel surgery. The ingredients are all wrong, but they work.

Que Pasa?

Blessed are the Furries. They shall have post-apocalyptia for their possession. 

WHAT?! 

James Earl Jones’ basso profundo would turn anyone on.

This is the first episode in which the pacing frustrated me. Most of the backstory outside of Forest and Katie meeting just felt like filler. I know it’s all building up to something, but it feels dragged out.

I’m gonna do my own VanPizza challenge, with VanBlackjack and Vanhookers!

She and Gwenyth Paltrow are a part of the Marvel Cinematic Psuedoscience and Misinformation Universe.

Jason: "THAT'S what I forgot to do!"

Diabolik puts out a rap album about his rivalry with Eminem called “Droppin’ Anti-Mathers Bombs”!