I willlll *knife toss* remember *knife toss* youuuu *knife toss*

COVID-19 is the virus you send to kill the one you send to kill the boogeyman.

Yes. A newly polished brass codpiece.

You’re ready to sacrifice a single dog to the virus to reopen economy sooner, you damn republican?

There go the (admittedly slim) chances of MCU Hercules happening, I guess.

Would love to see Danny DeVito reprise it with a little more Frank Reynolds energy

Jeff Goldblum for Hades please

There better be an annoying centaur. An annoying centaur. 

I still enjoy the songs, the story is eh. Idris Elba could play Zeus. This version Zeus was orange and the other gods were different colors like blue and pink. But Elba already voiced Shere Khan so I think he needs to use his Stringer Bell voice.

Hyena President for Life.

“Intellectual Property”

Are we using 'whack' as a synonym for sex these days? That's going to make it hard for young audiences watching old Mob dramas. Then again old Mob dramas reimagined as murderous homoeroticism might be the next big thing, who knows.

My favorite Patton Oswalt bit is when he’s talking about opening for a racist ventriloquist and he says “Now I know what you’re thinking, but no it was not Jeff Dunham.”

The only context in which you can use the words “intellectual” and Jeff Dunham together.

That will get you a whole different kind of pandemic.

Yeah, this might be the first time “intellectual” and “Jeff Dunham” have been used in the same sentence.

He should sue Coronavirus for stealing his act.

Dunham’s suit states he’s got an open-and-shut case.  On a stick.

Yeah, silver linings and all, if Dunham can get relatively large companies to stop, it might make people think twice about making bootleg merch for people I do give a shit about and putting it out  through etsy/redbubble etc.

He needs the money to fight the pending copyright infringement class action suit from wisecrackin’ not-racist uncles everywhere who remember when you were allowed to tell jokes before everyone got so PC and free speech died and is this even still [Country Name]?