I bet that ol’ timer Billy Slater could rustle up a decent Star Wars movie.

Me too!

I liked El Camino. I’m glad Jessie found some closure. That said, I feel so bad for Jessie’s parents. I was glad that Jessie owned up to his problems, but it’s heartbreaking to think that they'll most likely never see their eldest son again.

The Scowler is my,favorite member of the Mystery Men! He scowls well! He scowls VERY well!

I saw Zombieland 2. It was a mixed bag. Some parts cracked me up, others felt a little forced.

Obsidian knocked it out of the park with FNV, despite the literal (damn Cazadores) and figurative bugs. As for The Outer Worlds, I need to be further along in the game before I reach my final verdict. I’m enjoying the exploration aspect but I’m not crazy about the character designs. It almost has a Borderlands feel to…

The ending of the Uzumaki manga was pretty bleak, and really freaking disturbing. If I remember correctly, the type of houses the people of Kurozu-cho ended up in was Ito’s inspiration for the manga itself. Closed ferns creep me out now, thanks to Uzumaki. 😜

He began writing and drawing manga while working as a dental technician. Getting up close and personal with the human body probably helped develop his gift for very detailed body horror.

Tomie was shit too. The Uzumaki movie was campy, and good for riffing but a waste of potential. I know that they couldn’t add every story in, but there were some that disturbed me even more than the washing machine incident. Like, I dunno, the freakin’ babies who sewed themselves back into their mothers? The…

LUDICROUS SPEED!

FNV is my favorite Fallout game. I love the DLCS, they each bring something unique to the table. Dead Money is creepy as hell (as well as controller-snappingly frustrating) and Father Elijah is one evil son of a bitch. Old World Blues was a riot, particularly anything to do with the Sink appliances (poor, poor Muggy)…

Standing on top of a bus, pushing a button and watching a Super Mutant Behemoth pace back and forth like a dope while Mini Nukes Keep Falling On His Head is a good way to unwind in post-apocalyptia.

Heisenwalkers!

We have What We Do In The Shadows, and therefore we have reached Vampire Genre Perfection and need not make any further media concerning vampires.

That was my favorite Dr. Seuss book!

I liked SOTD, but I liked Hot Fuzz better. If she can handle gore (if not watching SOTD is about zombies) Hot Fuzz is a riot.

I love that movie unapologetically.

What about water vapor? 

Telekinetic powers seems a bit far-fetched. Eyes on the back of her head, I can believe.

Married With Children is another show that comes to mind. Al got as good as he gave, the show mocked him as much as it defended him.