Is it a joke, a professional joke, from a professional comedy professional?

He’s not your pal, Guypatine!

Not even Mr. Horse approved. No sir, he didn't like it.

Well...that didn’t happen until the End of Evangelion, but it’s not like the show was more child-friendly, despite the colorful robots, peppy J-Pop song and cute penguin.

The milkman could have avoided that curse if he had delivered the milk instead of seducing all of the women on Craggy Island.

ILLUUUUUSION!

He's as million times as humble as thou art! 

ALLLLLVIIIIN!

It's a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call him a weasel. Sorry, it a weasel.

Or kill it, fuck it, and put it in someone’s mailbox.

But not by any geek off the street. The regulation should be done by one who is really handy with the steel and can earn his keep. Mount up!

The “Idiot Control Debate”:

Sorry Barney, you seem real nice but Earl “Biggie Smalls” Sinclair is the dinosaur who hypnotizes me.

Michell Pfeiffer IS Stimpson J. Cat in Batman Returns!

Queen Elizabeth was in Grease 2?! 

Filled only with the world's finest Gritty Kitty Litter, of course. 

Will do!