Goooooo for it! Go for it!

“A cat can wear a funny hat. A cat can dress up like a little queen. If you’re into that sort of thing.”

Well, there’s been a Cartman, a Cart King, a Magna Carta, a Cartesian, a Scatman, a Carlton and a Charlestown, but I don’t think there’s ever been a Catman. Oh, and there has been a Batmanuel!

Also known as Mister Lovah-Lovah!

It sounds like you could use some shorty-sponsored divine guidance.

A reggae fusion/dancehall musician. Not to be confused with the miracle-pondering, philosopher-king clown Shaggy 2 Dope.

I believe ODB had requested a monetary donation at some point.

They’re only the solution 60% of the time. So naturally, we expect them to work every time!

He’ll hire Morgan Freeman to follow him around narrating his life.

Me too, even if The Riddler is not one of Batman's more interesting villains imo.

Speaking of Swiss Army Man, has Daniel Radcliffe been in anything that hasn’t been certifiably insane recently? I feel like everytime I see him in something he or someone/something else is doing something kooky. I mean, I like weird but I'm just curious. 

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

“Ignatiy Does This Because He Wants What's Best For You".

*Jay finds Bob in a cell, singing “Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen”*

I have this theory that Ignatiy is on a spaceship somewhere in space, forced to watch cheesy movies,(the worst that can be found, lalala) by a mad scientist and a TV personality lackey. I hope he has some robot friends.

My husband likes Smith and he's doing a tour in February, so we're going to go see him (a b-day present for my hubby who is turning 40). I don't care for a lot of his movies but I've listened to one of his live performances and it was pretty funny, so it should be interesting going to see him.

High art, insert marijuana joke here.

It turns out Wednesday was cancelled this week.

Well, Krasinski's always had one facial expression.