It's not a role for a movie either. He's retired from acting and this is his new career.

“Let us gather around the water cooler.”

R.I.P Rip!

If by “rainwater” you mean “Schlitz”. That falls out of the sky that also houses that big, buttery moon....sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream when you squint at it....

I prefer Rumbledyhump.

Oh, thank goodness kids aren’t into Barney anymore. I admit I watched and liked it as a child, but it’s not one that has aged well. Despite being a overall friendly community, Sesame Street also accepted characters like Oscar and that grumpy rabbit whose name I can’t remember who weren’t super sweet all of the time.…

Bert and Ernie can finally air their uncensored gangsta rap videos!

They must’ve still been pretty steamed about her failure to stop the Bearded Lady from escaping.

I believe they call that a “Mitchell” or the “Joe Don Baker Special”.

Look, I just want a theme song for a teen zombie show that I can ignore!

Mr. Zom (starring Beetlejuice, seems appropriate)

Now picture him as Maxwell Smart. No Cone Of Silence could contain him.

Is that actually going to be a thing?

Thank you! I do get concerned when people take “a shooter” and “mental illness” and are really just reading the mental illness part. These people might have had treated or not treated or diagnosed/not diagnosed mental illness, but people take that as “violence is done by the mentally ill”. Many, many mentally ill…

Gladiator was funny! Well, it was hysterically historically inaccurate...

It's all about the mustache.

That line was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline for this article! Man, that man can deflect bullets with his head like a boss!