*I* am the Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8!

It turns out they were both played by the hologram of Dermot Morgan.

Well just like Rick Moranis told Bill Paxton, “Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb!”

Mine isn't, though I did have a dog named Jake at one time...

It turns out Cypher was the One all along! And Tank killed him.....

But what if she’s....so.....tired!

My favorite ones were with Mitch Hedberg, who sadly could not come back if they ever revived it.

Second. The A.V. Club has achieved hive mind status.

I actually have a picture of my 3-month-old son with the goofiest, sleepy grin on his face after a good suction. He normally didn’t like it, but sometimes it’s nice when someone helps you breathe :). He’s almost 4 now and now think-picks for the majority of car trips. Scratching the brain both literally and…

THANK YOU!

Would you beat it to....my neighbor? 

Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters!

Years later it will be Karl Urban yelling that in the reboot.

First victim: Uncle Frank. That bastard had it coming.

Lloyd Bridges as President, Rowan Atkinson in it, what more can you want?!

It sounds good, but all I can think of is: Rockabye Baby Presents: The GG Allin Hits! Lull little Johnny to sleep with music from The Murder Junkies!

That was Frank Reynolds confusing his life with John Rambo’s again, wasn’t it?

Ah! Gazpacho soup! How could I have been such a smeghead?! *writes “I am a fish" 300 times and passes out*